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September 22, 2005: Two - count 'em TWO new cartoons! Yowza! The first is a cartoon version of the song "Shout Hooray! It's Patriot Day!" and the second is a cartoon version of "Harry Potter and the End of the Series." As with the written version, don't read it if you are a young'n or are offended by offensive stuff, or if you haven't yet read Half Blood Prince
September 13, 2005: I just switched web hosts so there may be some glitches on the site for the next little while. But once everything is working, there'll be all sorts of fantastic newness. Sign the new Guestbook! Have a discussion in the new Forum! Check out the new song, "Shout Hooray! It's Patriot Day!"
September 1, 2005: Are you a Hollywood Executive looking for the next big blockbuster? Look no further than the Instant Hollywood Blockbuster! If you're just a person who's curious about what CDs Nathaniel Jones owns, that list is online here.
August 7, 2005: Don't want to wait until 2008 for the next Harry Potter book to come out? Well don't worry - because I have a copy of it, and have posted it online! (warning: Half Blood Prince spoilers and Offensive Content)
August 6, 2005: OK, one last new site for you all. www.NathanielJones.com is now under my management - last I checked it was about a judge named Nathaniel Jones, but apparently he decided that I'm much more deserving of it (which is of course the case.) Right now the site is the home of "A Loving Tribute to Nathaniel Jones."
August 3, 2005: Another new site for you all - this time just a short little one-pager at www.HottyMcPants.com. I haven't yet decided what to put the character into. Web comic? New book? Who knows what excitement will eventually be on that site!
July 29, 2005: Avast ye scurvy lads and lasses, get yer hiney over to the brand-new site, www.KungFuSpacePirates.com and trade your boring ol' existence for a new life with the Kung Fu Space Pirates of the Oberon Galaxy! Sign up now and get a print-off badge to wear about town, and a free e-mail address (your_pirate_name@kungfuspacepirates.com)!
July 26, 2005: Put on some suntan lotion and shades, everyone, because you're going to Hawaii! Or if you're not, at least you can pretend by looking at all of the pictures from my Family Reunion Hawaii Cruise!
June 26, 2005: For those of you who lead busy lives and spend so much time on this website that you can't read the newspaper, do not fear, because now you can read the headlines right here on the page. Be sure to tell your friends about these headlines, because this is the news that the Liberal Media Doesn't Want You To Know!
June 7th, 2005: A week's worth of updates all in one! Pictures from Theater Prom are up in the Photo Albums, as well as a new political comic. Also new - a partner to the True Stories, the Instant Title Generator! Woo hoo!
May 22nd, 2005: Off to the Races
- The Most Searched for Page on the Internet!
May 19th, 2005: Why Do You Hate America
- A Comic Dedicated to Civil Political Discourse. Also the homepage layout is
a bit different. Let me know what you think.
May 13th, 2005: Happy Friday the 13th! Here's a new picture story called
"The Incredible Adventures of
Mr. Poe Tader!"
May 7, 2005: Read some Amazing True Stories
from my life! Also, there's a new
shop open.
May 3, 2005: The picture of me on the home page is now a fancy cartoon!
Click here for the full size version.
And here to see a side-by-side comparison
with the original picture.
April 24, 2005: New Picture Page! Spring Break 2005 Pictures are now
up in their own
album here.
April 21, 2005: A higher quality (28 MB) version of the Loving
Tribute video is up (stolen from the official page of the WWU
iMovieFest) on the cartoon/movie page, which
is now arranged into boxes so you don't have to scroll as much to see everything.
April 17, 2005: Do you want to become rich without having to
do any work? Then take part in my pyramid scheme exciting
opportunity that people are talking about! And then look at me in ASCII
art form!
April 5, 2005: Watch the new movie, A Loving Tribute to Nathaniel Jones (22 MB) online, and then for those of you in Washington, come see it on the big screen at WWU on April 18th!
April 1, 2005: New high-quality version of Eddy von Bagman Visits USC (for those with super fast internet only - 50 MB), and an entirely new-to-the-web documentary about why I'm Proud to be an American, made for my high school civics class in the days following 9/11 (also for those with super fast internet - 70 MB)
March 14, 2005: Procrastination has led me to add a "Poll of the Week" above this box, as well as a new Guestbook for you to sign!
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