The Dark Secrets that Nathaniel Jones Doesn’t Want You to Know!

By Nathaniel Jones

Okay, so, since I don’t want you to know the dark secrets, why would I write this paper? That’s crazy!

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A Paper About Algebra

By Nathaniel Jones

So. How about algebra? X’s and Y’s and whatnot. Matrices. Systems of equations. Yeah, so. . . Algebra. Hey here’s an idea! Minigolf. . .

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An Essay About Play-Dough

By Nathaniel Jones

Once I had a dog that was fun to play with. Playdough’s fun to play with too. Playdough is the best toy because it’s not the same as other toys. And it’s okay to eat. And it has extra stuff to buy. That’s why it’s the best toy.

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Jane Eyre Rough Draft

Dance, you monkey. Dance like the wind! No, not that kind of wind, the good kind! Yes, the good kind. You know, like hoooo kind of wind. No, that’s a gust, I want some actual wind. A breeze would be okay. No, BREEZE, not trees. Stop that! You monkey! Stop that! Fine, be that way. But don’t expect a monkey treat!

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