"Now
Available for Purchase?" You Say?
That's right, now the
first novel by Nathaniel Jones is available in Book Form! Printed on *paper*,
with a professional-looking plastic front cover! And if that wasn't enough,
it has a black cardboard backing so that you can hold it in front of your
face and imagine that the black cardboard is the *universe* and have a totally
mind-blowing experience as you see what it is like to be in outer space with
the Captain! And along the side it has a super awesome spiral binding, which
if you shrink yourself down really small, could be used as an awesome spiral
slide! Yow!
I know - you
must be saying to yourself: "Printed on Paper? Plastic on the front,
and black on the back? You must be crazy to have so much fancy stuff in your
book! I'm sure you couldn't add anything else to sweeten the deal." But
guess what - I have sweetened the deal further by added a "classic black
and white" cover, and even more wonderful illustrations scattered throughout
the rest of the book - and sometimes the illustrations show up in multiple
locations, even!
And as if that wasn't
enough, the words in the novel have been lovingly edited by hand to clear
up all the typos and grammatical errors found on the electronic version -
plus there is an entirely new, not-available-online "About The Author"
page, where you get to learn about the author's life, from his birth as a
Lebanese orphan with no arms, legs, torso or head to the thrilling victory
when he wrote this autobiography! And as another added bonus, in addition
to the Thrilling Cover Illustration and About The Author page, there is a
Title Page and Table of Contents, complete with episode names and page numbers!
Do you know how much
it would cost to buy this book in the store with all of these added features?
Well, let me put it this way... if you went into a store and said that you
wanted to buy the book "Kung Fu Space Pirates of the Oberon Galaxy"
for the low-low price of one thousand dollars... they wouldn't sell it to
you! I know, isn't that mean of them? But lucky there's nice ol' me, and I
will certainly sell it to you right here from this website for the low-low
price of one thousand dollars. But listen - don't spread it around, but because
I'm extra fond of you personally, I'll let you have it using my staff discount
- 99% off! And I'm so nice that I'll do the math for you and tell you that
that means this book, complete with cover, illustrations, Table of Contents,
and spelling and grammar-checked contents can be yours for only $10! (Plus
Shipping, if applicable)
So what are you waiting
for? Order this book now!
To order, send an e-mail
to
NathanielJones@GuyWithTheCoat.com
Or for those of you that
wish to buy the Super Fancy Deluxe Edition, professionally printed with a
color cover, it can be ordered here
for $12.50
Look at how much fun
this book is to be around:
(Both Versions are Splendid
Company on those Cold Winter Nights!)

