Kung Fu Space Pirates of the Oberon Galaxy

By Nathaniel Jones

Now Available for Purchase!

***NEW EXCITEMENT!!!***

Captain McGregor's actual invitation to the International Society of Poets' convention in Orlando, Florida, where the Captain has the opportunity to read his poem to piles and piles of his devoted fans, and to be named the International Society of Poets' "Poet of the Year" for 2005. You may think its something fake that I made up, but no - the Captain's poetry really is that great.

Table of Contents:

Episode One: No Nap Time for Kung Fu Pirate Captains!

Episode Two: A Hair in the Eye!

Episode Three: The Dutch!

Episode Four: The Fish Revelation!

Episode Five: A Moment of Repose!

Episode Six: The Captain Draws a Naughty Picture!

Episode Seven: Bath Time for Sinners!

Episode Eight: Static Pants!

Episode Nine: In the Lair of Mr. Snuggles!

Episode Ten: Day-Cepticons!

Episode Eleven: The Captain Remembers Why He Doesn’t Like Going to IHOP!

Episode Twelve: The Captain Checks His E-Mail, Just For a Minute!

Episode Thirteen: The Captain’s Road to Stardom!

Episode Fourteen: Out of the Woodwork, Into the Fire!

Episode Fifteen: The Captain Tries a New Flavor Potato Chip!

Episode Sixteen: The Captain Has a Deep Thought!

Episode Seventeen: An Unpleasant Surprise!

Episode Eighteen: The Usual Suspects!

Episode Nineteen: Just the Facts, Kung Fu Space Pirate!

Episode Twenty: The Three Little Kung Fu Space Pirates Gruff!

Episode Twenty-One: Lunch Date with Destiny!

Episode Twenty-Two: The Death of the Vicious Space Spy!

Episode Twenty-Three: Kung Fu Space Poets of the Oberon Galaxy!

Episode Twenty-Four: You Can’t Deny, His Rhymes Be Fly!

Episode Twenty-Five: Fallacious Goldstein!

Episode Twenty-Six: Kung Fu Space Elderly Sheep Herders from the Ozarks!

Episode Twenty-Seven: A Turn for the Verse!

Episode Twenty-Eight: Poetry Society, Feel the Captain’s Wrath!

Episode Twenty-Nine: The Captain is the Master of Forward Thinking!

Episode Thirty: Kung Fu Space Prophets of the Oberon Galaxy!

Episode Thirty-One: The Captain is the Master of Absorbancy!

Episode Thirty-Two: Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot, and Days of Kung Fu Space Pirates!

Episode Thirty-Three: Fanny Big-Bottom’s Pekinese Pants!