The Boy who got Stuck in the Kiddie Door

By Nathaniel Jones

Mom: Come here, Jimmy! It is time to go shopping!

Jimmy: Here I am. What shall we shop for today, Mommy?

M: Today we will find you a pretty hat to wear on your first day of school!

J: Yeah! A first day of school hat for me!

M: Here is the hat store, Jimmy! Go in the kiddie door!

J: Oh dear! I got stuck in the kiddie door! Help! Help!

M: Don't worry, Jimmy! I will kick you through to the other side!

J: Ouch! Don't kick me!

M: Oh, don't be a baby! Let me try again, this time with a running start!

J: No! Don't run and kick me mommy! Don't kick me through the door!

M: Here I come!

J: OUCH! Why did you kick me so hard, Mommy?

M: I'm sorry, Jimmy! I didn't know I would kick you all the way across the store and into the wall!

J: Oooooooooo! My head is stuck in this hole in the wall!

M: Don't worry, Jimmy! I'll kick you in the head until you pop back into the hat store!

J: No mommy! Don't kick my head!

M: Oh, it won’t hurt. I'll just do it once!

J: OH NO! You kicked to hard again!

M: Where are you now? I don't see you anywhere!

J: I'm over here! Stuck in the kiddie door!

M: Oh dear! Don't worry, though! I'll get you out!

J: No! You'll just send me back over so I get my head stuck in the wall again!

M: No I won't! I promise! I'm not even gonna kick you this time!

J: That's good! Because whenever you kick m- OOOOOOOWWWWWW! You said you wouldn't kick me!

M: I didn't! I brought this nice man over to kick you for me!

Man: Howdy howdy!

M: But anyway, at least he got you out of the kiddie door, right?

J: I suppose. Now what will I do? I never got a first day of school hat!

M: Oh, that's okay. I was never gonna buy you a hat anyways. I just wanted to practice my kicking for tonight’s game!

J: I hate having a soccer mom!