The Comedy Stylings of God

Greetings. I am God, the Father Almighty, creator of Heaven and Earth. How are you all doing tonight? You look great. But I guess you should, right - after all, I made you in my own image. But seriously, I just flew in from the outer reaches of the universe. But my arms aren’t tired, because I’m God. Hey, have you heard this one? Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was my will. Some people are surprised that I’m a stand up comic... I don’t see why... I’ve been doing this since before I created Man. Oh, yeah, Adam loved my act... He was always saying, “That God, he’s always ribbing me.” Say, do you know what I hate about this city? Nothing, because I’m God! I don’t hate anything! Hey, thanks a lot, you’ve been great! I’ll see you all later; I’m here for all eternity! I’m God! Goodnight!