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Promise! In fact, our screening technique to find the
very best celebrities in the world is so stringent, that out of
all the millions of 'wannabe' celebrities, the following
were the only ones found qualified
enough to make the cut (click the name to jump to that celebrity, or scroll
down to see all of the great options): Nathaniel Jones
· Eric Elofson · Jessica Brown
· Taylor A. Joseph
Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones has been in numerous student films, as well as the Disney motion picture 'Prefontaine.' On television, he was seen in Los Angeles on 'Platforum' on LA36. He has also been seen on the stage in many critically acclaimed musical theater roles, and his cartoons are adored the world over by children of all ages, and the adults that created them.
Eric Elofson
Eric Elofson has starred in, as well as written and directed, many films, including the critically acclaimed 'Mission: Improbable.' He has won numerous awards for his performances, and is adored the world over for his portrayal of George W. Bush online.
Jessica Brown
Jessica Brown has starred in* the great cinematic masterpieces
'Running Towards Republicans with Knives can be Dangerous,' 'Befriending Brine
Shrimp,' and 'Afro Whores: Part Two.'
* Note: "starred in" is an old Yiddish phrase which roughly translates
to "watched on occasion"
Taylor A. Joseph
Taylor A. Joseph graduated with Honors from U.S.C.'s School of Theatre. An experienced actor both on the stage and on the camera, Mr. Joseph feels most at home in comedic character roles. If you're looking to meet Robin Williams, but find him a little too hairy, then we suggest Taylor A. Joseph . . . He's even crazier!
